Here are some data about Welsh universities:
| Aberystwyth | Amazing place |
| Swansea | OK I guess |
| Bangor | Seriously? 😂 (see: Aber/Bangor rivalry) |
| Lampeter | Still there, just |
| Cardiff | The big city |
| Wrecsam | Football |
| Newport | Is that a university? |
| Chester | That's in England |