Quotes

Bob
- [to Rebecca] Can I borrow your hair and your breasts?
- It'd be rocking if we had crabs
- I can't get it in!
- We could have a passionate escapade in the boudoir
- I'll do you in a minute
- Give it a good, hard pull
- [to Adam] Do you have a hairy worm?
- [to Adam] Yes of course I have 'moobies'
- [to Gareth] You have to think about things like hips and boobs
- I'm just going to have a moment
- Carry on! (to which Adam replies with a title of a Carry On film, usually Camping)
- I have three balls - I just can't seem to find them

Rebecca
- I don't like Bobs
- I'll play with you Adam
- But I don't want to marry Bob
- Our balls are in very strange places (to which Adam replied "speak for yourself!")
- Bob, stop playing with my balls!
- [referring to Cader and Idris] John should have them because he's got a big... house

Adam
- [to Bob] You go down and I'll come over the top of you
- I had Bob in the back earlier
- My banana curves the wrong way
- I think I should spread my legs

Gareth
- I don't mince around on stage, do I?
- I bought the green ribbon instead on the pink one, therefore I'm a proper man
- I think knitting is a very manly thing to do

Sue
- [to Adam] I think you might need to give it a bit of a poke
- Why don't you spread it?

Trish
- Is everyone game for a touch?

Vic
- [whilst driving through Three Cocks] Just one would do me!
- I'm just going to walk the dog [...comes back drunk]
Don't mind Cormorants, but I prefer a Shag